Thesurrealist.co.uk (laut Slogan »less funny the more you reload«) hat in seiner Sammlung verschiedener Online-Generatoren auch eine Anwendung, die (englischsprachige) eBay-Bewertungen generiert: eBay Feedback Generator. Die entsprechenden Parameter auswählen, ob ein Kauf oder Verkauf bewertet werden soll, ob es gut, ok oder schlecht gelaufen ist, den Button »Generate« klicken, und schon gibt es Textvorschläge wie die nachfolgenden zehn Zeilen.
Here are ten 80-character pieces of feedback:
The item was exemplary! Delivery was majestic. The packaging was ever so superb.
Item was of elegant quality. Packaging was rad. Quick delivery. Ever so pleased.
Item was of choicest quality. Quality of the wrapping was choice. Swift to send.
Immensely stunning quality! Packaging was superior. Speedy delivery. Fab seller.
Item was of the most unrivaled quality! Prime delivery. Packaging was excellent.
Champion quality! Quality of the wrapping was good. Delivery was notably speedy.
Item is of great quality. Breathtaking packaging. Delivery was very, very swift.
Item was of outstanding quality! Remarkably speedy dispatch. Charming packaging.
Item was of optimal quality. The packaging was very, very comely. Quick to send.
Item ace! Packaging was transcendent. Delivery was superior. Service was august.
Wer will kann ausserdem zwischen 60 und 120 Zeichen wählen sowie die Tonalität und Details ändern. Auf der Startseite gibt es weitere »Gibberish Generatoren« wie The Surrrealist Link, Sheep Poetry oder 24 Dreaming oder auch »Enter-Your-Word Toys« wie The Infinite Teen Slang Dictionary, das fiktive Definitionen zum eingegebenen Wort oder Namen erzeugt, z.B.
joke
n. slang for a particular chain of fast-food burger restaurants.
“Officer, are you coming down to joke’s?”